| "All Happy Families..." | |||
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| Episode no. | Season 5 Episode 56 |
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| Directed by | Rodrigo García | ||
| Written by | Toni Kalem | ||
| Cinematography by | Alik Sakharov | ||
| Production code | 504 | ||
| Original air date | March 28, 2004 | ||
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"All Happy Families..." is the fifty-sixth episode of the HBO original series The Sopranos and was the fourth of the show's fifth season. It was written by Toni Kalem (also plays role of Angie Bonpensiero), directed by Rodrigo García and originally aired on March 28, 2004.
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In New York, Lorraine Calluzzo and her boyfriend, Jason Evanina, are murdered by Billy Leotardo and Joe Peeps after they refused to give their collections to Johnny Sack. Little Carmine becomes extremely upset by the news and is advised by fellow capo Rusty Millio to take action. Together with Rusty and Angelo Garepe, Little Carmine tries to devise a plan to overtake Johnny and Phil Leotardo, which is likely to result in complete turmoil.
Tony hears the news of Lorraine Calluzo's murder and advises his captains and soldiers not to get involved in the New York feud. Feech La Manna then recalls when Tony and Jackie Aprile, Sr made their first major move by robbing his card game. Tony laughs at this, but Feech asks if he can run the executive card game once again. Tony considers the offer, since it is now run by his Uncle Junior's crew.
Anthony Jr. is having a difficult time in school and is being extremely resentful to his mother because of his parents' separation. When Tony and Carmela go to a conference with A.J.'s guidance counselor, Mr. Wegler, he advises him to improve his SAT scores and to do better with his classwork. A.J. learns he was once almost diagnosed as having Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). A.J. suggests that he could get into college with a learning disability angle. If he did have ADD, then he would get unlimited time to complete his SATs. A.J. is sent back to class, when Wegler begins to talk to Tony and Carmela privately about his academic record. Carmela puts part of the blame on the separation, but says that A.J. should be devoting more time to his studies. After they leave the office, the secretary informs Mr. Wegler that two students were involved in a car accident coming to school that morning, with one being killed and the other left in a coma. A.J., still in the office talking to a friend, overhears the news.
Dr. Melfi finds a basket of expensive Dr. Hauschka toiletries and a bathrobe in her office waiting room from Tony. Later, she reads the gift card to her psychologist Dr. Elliot Kupferberg about the basket which was an apology for using a certain word -- "cunt" -- to her the last time they spoke in person. He tells her it represents ablution.
Tony decides to buy A.J. a new Nissan Xterra as a "motivational tool" to get better grades. Tony then tells A.J. that Carmela will keep the keys until his grades are up. Later, in an argument with Tony, Carmela points out that he doesn't have many friends, just "flunkies" who would laugh at his jokes only because he is the boss and they fear him.
At the card game, Feech continues to recall events from the past and makes jokes, generating uproarious laughter from Tony's crew. This causes Tony to become extremely frustrated. To test Carmela's suggestion, Tony makes an obviously unfunny joke to the card players to see if they laugh. The only person not laughing is Feech, which suggests that Carmela was right about his "friends". More importantly, it proves that Feech is not afraid of him and is, therefore, dangerous.
The following day, A.J. asks his mother if he can attend a Mudvayne concert in New York City with a few friends. Carmela refuses because A.J. and his friends are planning on staying overnight at a hotel. Angered, A.J. gives Carmela the silent treatment. Carmela gives in on the condition that after the concert he must go to Meadow's apartment and be back at home by 10:30 AM the following day. A.J. agrees and continues to look at his car manual.
On the night of the concert, A.J. calls Meadow to tell her that he will not be coming to her apartment afterward. Meadow reluctantly gives in, since she is in the middle of making out with Finn. A.J. and his friends then arrive at the hotel, where they get high and drunk shortly afterward. The next morning, A.J. and his friend Matt both wake up when a worried Carmela rings A.J.'s cell phone. A.J. doesn't answer it; his face is Krazy Glued to the carpet, and his eyebrows have been shaved off and redrawn with a permnanent marker. Matt helps A.J. pry his face off the carpet. A.J. and Matt manage to get themselves cleaned up and leave the room.
Carmela becomes extremely worried and frantically calls Tony to go look for A.J. Almost at that same moment, A.J. arrives back home, with his eyebrows shaved off and cartoon ones drawn in their place. A.J. refuses to explain to his mother what happened. When he tries to go to his room, Carmela tries to hold him back. He shrugs her off saying "fuck you" and runs up the stairs. Carmela runs after him, but she trips and bangs her shin on a step. A.J. stops to look back, but continues to his room instead of helping her. Tony arrives and Carmela, upset, gives an accurate rundown on what happened between herself and A.J. Then A.J. comes down taking out the trash (after seeing his father pull up). He has washed off his cartoon eyebrows but Tony notices "something different about him". Carmela points out that his eyebrows have been shaved off. Horrified, Tony says A.J. should come clean with whatever "sexual proclivities" he may have with him and that teacher, meaning his tutor. He also questions his son about drug usage. However, A.J. comes up with lies including a false alibi. He denies he was taking drugs and only had a few beers. Tony believes A.J.'s false story, and starts to side with A.J. about Carmela's "overreaction". Tony states that it's normal teenage behavior. Carmela is resentful for Tony taking up A.J.'s side. After Tony sends A.J. outside Carmela discusses how it may be her fault A.J. is the way he is because she tries to compete with Tony for his affections by indulging him like Tony. Tony denies it but Carmela then says that Tony should take him and live with him. At Tony's, A.J. enjoys himself, bonding with his father, Artie Bucco and his uncle Tony Blundetto, watching "The $99,000 Answer" episode of The Honeymooners.
When Feech's hired goons carjack a wedding of the daughter of Tony's close friend, Dr. Ira Fried, by robbing a valet parking service (in which only foreign cars were stolen), Tony reluctantly decides that Feech -- although well liked and highly respected -- must go since he is causing nothing but problems, and he is worried that Feech will try to usurp his authority, just as Richie Aprile had done.
Christopher Moltisanti and Benny Fazio visit Feech at his home and ask him where they can hide a set of flat screen televisions. Feech recommends that they store them in his garage, and charges them a TV for the service.
Carmela has lunch with Mr. Wegler. They discuss A.J.'s troubles as well as her own. He recommends the novel Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert, given some apparent parallels between Carmela and the book's protagonist.
The following day, Feech is ambushed when a substitute parole officer, Supervisor Curan, arrives at his house even though a previous inspection happened the week before. He suspects that the flat screen television on Feech's wall was stolen. The officer then asks Feech to show him his garage, and Feech has no choice but to comply. For violating his parole by receiving stolen merchandise, Feech is immediately returned to prison on a bus. On the bus, Feech looks forlornly at the last glimpses of the outside world through the bus window's wire, possibly realizing he was set up by Tony.
Carmela, while unlocking the door to her house carrying groceries, has a flashback of the time when A.J. careened down the driveway and out into the street on his Big Wheel. She frantically screams "Anthony!" Snapping back to the present, Carmela looks at the driveway, contemplating the memory of A.J's now-gone innocence. She turns and opens the door and enters. She stands in the foyer, groceries still in arm, realizing how profoundly alone she is in that big house with Tony, Meadow, and now A.J. gone.
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